he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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