yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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