you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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