i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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