You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Randomize
