Did you just see the Batmobile???
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Randomize
