You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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