would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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