i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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