Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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