Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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