a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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