I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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