is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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