If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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