The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂