South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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