You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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