Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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