I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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