? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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