Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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