Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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