he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Panties = found
Randomize
