She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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