dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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