My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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