just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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