Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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