Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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