Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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