Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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