You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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