Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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