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Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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