sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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