you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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