32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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