Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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