Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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