I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I party with great urgency now.
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