Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
