Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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