What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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