biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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