Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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