Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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