btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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