i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
