he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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