Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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