After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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