Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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