youre lurking in front of me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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