We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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