wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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