Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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