All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
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I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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