just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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