People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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