The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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