Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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