But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
