Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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