she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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