She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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