ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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