how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My ass is underappreciated
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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